Humourous take on the AYODHYA verdict:

Humourous take on the AYODHYA verdict:
there are many points that i as an Indian would like to highlight, so sit tight!

1st of all to all these hardworking and devout souls who had the courage to withstand the vagaries of indian judiciary, some of who have not been able to witness this fateful day coz they are beyond the realms of this mortal kingsom all i have to say is Badhai ho!! not withstanding their state of emotion because the verdict in their 'lives' itself is a big deal.
Second, if all to be done was to cleave the land into minute fragments depending on the number of the parties then why the hell it took 60 godforsaken years??!!(started in around 1950)
SOMETIMES it occurs to me that i had to filed a suit and there could be one share for me easily, i fancy!
Third, those that want to re-appeal - only this are you insane?? Dont you have something to learn, even after lots of your father and grandfathers have died just for nothing!!

Okay guys now for some innovative solution that might inspire the SC in its judgment.
Taking in view the contemporary advances made by india in field of secularism, gobalisation and considering the unorthodox mentality being developed and awakened in the youthful india thanks to the www, satellite era and the pretty girls around an elite committee had suggested what they call as a more pragmatic and practical solution to this drama that has going on for such a long time.The youth want this to end because this messy thing is playing foul with their Maria Sharapova thing, 'all our tv time is being consumed by parents and grand parents and uncles and etc. hooked to the tv' said a frustrated youth.
Back to the committee- the committee had set up empowered group of ppl to come up with different interseting solutions that are both secular and contemporary.
the different results presented before the committee are:
a)1.first share to be used for a pub,
2.second for a disco,
3.and third for movie theatre
the empowered group headed by the president DU(dum lagake university, orkut)
b)1.cookery class centre-by sanjiv kapoor
2.Meena bazar
3.the protect women and pro naxalite cell
the group headed by main-nahin -darty ROY, a champion of human, sorry women rights. (femjoy.com)
c)1.a LGBT centre , serving as a platform for meeting , networking , and socialising with other similar minded souls from all over india.
2.a banqet hall, fo rthose who want more from life.
3.a space reserved for other queer operations.
group headed by Bobby Darling rules, (gay -the happy community.com)
d)1. anti porky cell( pak lovers)
2. anti noddle cell( sino oriented)
3. anyone who screws with India cell(wtf)
the empowered group headed by PRoUd2Bn IndIAnz (desi deewana.com)
e)1. AIIMS
2.IIT
3.IIM/IIPM
the grp headed by anarchy (iipm.com)
f) 1.ram raheem dawakhana consolidating all the three plots.
the sole member being the Bull, NDRI
g) Make a gurudwara over there
chanted another visitor to the confernce-senti santa (santabanta.com)
h)make a water park , a film city, redlight area for wholistic enjoyment for the family


i) donate the land to PATANJALI --bABA RAM-ram-raM-RAM DEV BHAKT (yogaINDIA.COM)
this was the proposal that claimed merit as under the auspices of Swami 'Ram' Dev the controversial site 'Ram janmbhoomi' was totally safe and sacrosanct,
and also that he was the voice of india overseas, mentor of the healty india and loved by one and all alike..even there was a suggest to create a memorial in his name!!
j) then there was a call from her HIGHNESS Ms.Mayawati ordering the total disputed land plus the surrounding 5 km was to be reserved for the iconic leader Kanshi 'Ram --RAM' also her mentor, and further saying that the leader was god incarnate and now the time had come to dedicate a modest park in his memory and honour just as a token of reverence!!

and thus the committee was unanimous and after some of the members were spotted disinterested in the proceeding (caught snoring) the chief called it a day...