Humourous take on the AYODHYA verdict:

Humourous take on the AYODHYA verdict:
there are many points that i as an Indian would like to highlight, so sit tight!

1st of all to all these hardworking and devout souls who had the courage to withstand the vagaries of indian judiciary, some of who have not been able to witness this fateful day coz they are beyond the realms of this mortal kingsom all i have to say is Badhai ho!! not withstanding their state of emotion because the verdict in their 'lives' itself is a big deal.
Second, if all to be done was to cleave the land into minute fragments depending on the number of the parties then why the hell it took 60 godforsaken years??!!(started in around 1950)
SOMETIMES it occurs to me that i had to filed a suit and there could be one share for me easily, i fancy!
Third, those that want to re-appeal - only this are you insane?? Dont you have something to learn, even after lots of your father and grandfathers have died just for nothing!!

Okay guys now for some innovative solution that might inspire the SC in its judgment.
Taking in view the contemporary advances made by india in field of secularism, gobalisation and considering the unorthodox mentality being developed and awakened in the youthful india thanks to the www, satellite era and the pretty girls around an elite committee had suggested what they call as a more pragmatic and practical solution to this drama that has going on for such a long time.The youth want this to end because this messy thing is playing foul with their Maria Sharapova thing, 'all our tv time is being consumed by parents and grand parents and uncles and etc. hooked to the tv' said a frustrated youth.
Back to the committee- the committee had set up empowered group of ppl to come up with different interseting solutions that are both secular and contemporary.
the different results presented before the committee are:
a)1.first share to be used for a pub,
2.second for a disco,
3.and third for movie theatre
the empowered group headed by the president DU(dum lagake university, orkut)
b)1.cookery class centre-by sanjiv kapoor
2.Meena bazar
3.the protect women and pro naxalite cell
the group headed by main-nahin -darty ROY, a champion of human, sorry women rights. (femjoy.com)
c)1.a LGBT centre , serving as a platform for meeting , networking , and socialising with other similar minded souls from all over india.
2.a banqet hall, fo rthose who want more from life.
3.a space reserved for other queer operations.
group headed by Bobby Darling rules, (gay -the happy community.com)
d)1. anti porky cell( pak lovers)
2. anti noddle cell( sino oriented)
3. anyone who screws with India cell(wtf)
the empowered group headed by PRoUd2Bn IndIAnz (desi deewana.com)
e)1. AIIMS
2.IIT
3.IIM/IIPM
the grp headed by anarchy (iipm.com)
f) 1.ram raheem dawakhana consolidating all the three plots.
the sole member being the Bull, NDRI
g) Make a gurudwara over there
chanted another visitor to the confernce-senti santa (santabanta.com)
h)make a water park , a film city, redlight area for wholistic enjoyment for the family


i) donate the land to PATANJALI --bABA RAM-ram-raM-RAM DEV BHAKT (yogaINDIA.COM)
this was the proposal that claimed merit as under the auspices of Swami 'Ram' Dev the controversial site 'Ram janmbhoomi' was totally safe and sacrosanct,
and also that he was the voice of india overseas, mentor of the healty india and loved by one and all alike..even there was a suggest to create a memorial in his name!!
j) then there was a call from her HIGHNESS Ms.Mayawati ordering the total disputed land plus the surrounding 5 km was to be reserved for the iconic leader Kanshi 'Ram --RAM' also her mentor, and further saying that the leader was god incarnate and now the time had come to dedicate a modest park in his memory and honour just as a token of reverence!!

and thus the committee was unanimous and after some of the members were spotted disinterested in the proceeding (caught snoring) the chief called it a day...

An address to the kashmiri in the mob..

Mr. kashmiri first of all,
what the hell is your problem?? i hope u are not one of the educated unemployed youth of the kashmir, or a polictical activist who works sells for a few (foreign:tangible or intangible) bucks.
you must be aware of the situation in pakistan afghanistan pok chok then it msut be very clear to you that if that the morons succeed in carving out a sovereighn state for kashmir then in a span of 2 or lets say 5 years this heaven shall be a breeding ground for ‘aman ke lutere’ ppl.

you guys dont know that your mentors just want to be in the most awesome state as possible(no pun inteded). with a new country they shall be the heads , pm or prez
thats all what it is for them, in order to have their vested intersets fulfilled they just want to sell you to teh butcher!!
kashmir is safe within india, believe me!! and the amount for freedom you (all religions) can avail is the max you can ever get in this world( forget pak, china{if u think otherwise then you need to update your knowledge about exploitation of minorities and the weaker sections in these afore mentioned ‘heavens’ of free expression.} europe- they dont alllow burqa, us- if u aint white u are a nigger, believe me indian sysetm with its flaws is still the best for us indians…
and you are so crying over a few dead bodies__how do you know that they were not actually innocent unemployed youth working fo r the devil.?and just imagine pak or taliban in this scenario. your women shall be raped , exploited and then butchered,, the children shall be assaulted (in all forms), the men shall be mauled and forced to tot guns..and a total chaos, anarchy!!!

and well if under suspicion sm ppl are killed, its a matter of shame but you still cant withdraw the forces and risk the lives of crores of ppl who too are innocent and cant save them on the pretext that the forces are massacaring your children!!!
grow up ppl, listen to reason..
now to quote the effieciency of the indian system – there were flash floods in leh, yes and there are floods in pakistan.
india which is providing ample relief to its subjects and the situation is under control and pak on the other hand asking and begging for funds for help, what a pity !!
and then using the charity to buy weapons and too finance ‘terrorist orgies’, what a sadistic perv, huh!!@#@#

you can ask for better conditions -jobs education safety but to follow geelani, mir farooq and follow the path of arson plunder revenge separation shall not be a good thought afterall!!

the tiger leader calls for an all tiger caste census!!

The stand alone exercise that shall be conducted the next year starting from the sundrebans is under media fury as tigers from rest of india claim that it was 'demeaning and insulting' to the unity and brotherhood that their veteran leader Babbar Sher had vouched for and died for. The teja tiger addressing a rally from south Africa said that he will not let the Royal Bengal Tiger continue the ugly things that they have been perpetrating since the dawn of tiger civilization, and further Mrs tiger added that India was a democracy now and there was no such thing as the 'royal' tiger. The all India scheduled tiger union that stands for equality and fraternity has called upon a massive tiger strike encompassing and all indiA bandh with the die hard slogan 'PHOOLO PHALO-DILLI CHALO'!!

reply to LATE NIGHT FRESHER'S PARTY @AIIMS

greetings, all dignified and self righteous noble souLs who have cared to comment and to read, not to forget the timely and an eye opening true account of the events as 'encountered ' and 'imagined' by the great PATRAKAR in his episode of 'star-gaze'( I MEAN IN DREAMS).
thank you all...
now for a more impersonal and exact account of the events i could not have said it better than the FRUSTATED AIIMSONION, and as regards to the security- the guards and their patrons are really the lousiest people to have existed on this planet earth since the extinction of the dinosaurs.
Burglars and dogs are daily visitors in the gents hostel, of course in night hours when the security and officials are supposed to be protecting/safeguarding the students/doctors resting after a hard days work. It will be a miracle if you could find more than 3 guards in the campus on watch that are actually not snoring.
And regarding the booze please people i beg you stop acting so weird..i know in this land of the Vedas students are not supposed to indulge in pleasures but then its also known that adultery, backbiting, jealousy, and the grudge that you have against your neighbor and your colleague, lust are all my friends immoral acts. Not to mention corruption, khaps, domestic violence, smoking, et cetra. which are Criminal Offenses under the law of the land...
In short grow up!! And as per as drinking and dancing(both are totally separate, don't mix the two) they are matters of expression and have a free will involved. secondly if you are open to listening a small quantity of alcohol is generally a stimulant for good health.(you may like to go through an esteemed medical journal, do it if you will..go to PUBMED)
and finally before summing it up don't you dare to kill these poor guys!!
have you ever thought the amount of stress they have to endure just because they are aiimsonians, believe me you donot want to be in such a position where expectations are so high and chances to err are infinitesimally small. The break-bone syllabus and the 9 hours long classes not to include the night duty leaves them frustrated and all wasted, and still you say they cant refresh themselves.how childish??!!?
I SHALL REQUEST fellow brethren not to intrude into the personal opinions and choices of others, of course we all are different. This is a mini society that they have here, all sorts of voices and vices, emotions and reasons and this is Democracy...never forgetting that these are the CREAM DE LA CREAM..LET THEM BE THEMSELVES FOLKS!!

Ori_krish -troubled soul